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  • Tue, 16:47: Today's interview with @BrentWeeks will be 10% writing and his books, 90% beard grooming tips.
  • Tue, 18:54: I don't understand why the song "All I Want For Christmas Is A Honda Odyssey Sliding Door W/A Non-Broken Cable In It" isn't more popular
  • Tue, 21:18: RT @Heifer: Give a 🐐 to a 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 in need & your gift will be 2X! That's 2 🐐🐐 to help 2 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 in need. https://t.co/zXDxlvmRxV
  • Tue, 21:21: Guys, we don't need fake Trump tweets.. it's already hard enough to figure what is fantasy or reality (or both) as it is!
  • Tue, 21:22: How you put up with our shit is a mystery to us! https://t.co/C55EM6JVhY
  • Wed, 03:39: HA! Julian was on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.. genius. #TheFlash

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  • Mon, 16:11: People are all trying to guess who Time Magazine's Person of the Year 2016 will be. Given the quality of 2016? I'm going with Satan.
  • Mon, 17:40: Teaching the twins how to act towards others is as much a lesson for me as them (despite my adultminded overcomplicating of it all)
  • Mon, 19:45: Do I NEED Doctor Strange sling rings? No. Do I WANT Doctor Strange sling rings? Hells yes!
  • Tue, 15:29: Remember, every book I've written that you give as a gift for the holidays means one more day where I don't have to eat one of the twins

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  • Sun, 20:22: Last weeks @WalkingDead_AMC was the Paulo & Nikki episode of Lost... let's hope we get back on track this week!

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  • Sun, 06:16: Sorry, everyone.. I'll be missing Christmas this year as I am apparently stuck in a time loop where I watch First Time Flippers to infinity

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  • Thu, 21:23: If anyone can find me a sweet deal on the old Dungeons & Dragons White Box, I'll love you forever. My nerdy heart needs it!

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  • Sun, 03:41: Fantastical Beasts was probably one of the best Doctor Who episodes I've watched

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