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  • Mon, 04:20: "Hey, work, it's me. Listen, I'm afraid I won't be in tomorrow. Currently caught in a Bar Rescue/Shark Tank wormhole..."

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  • Fri, 12:54: Happiness during political season is realizing you don't have to try to reason with someone who didn't reason themselves into their postion
  • Fri, 12:59: What irrational fear gets to you? For me, it's a nightswimming pool shark and also that creepy smiling woman from Insidious in my house
  • Fri, 13:28: If you don't own books (not just mine), I consider you a shifty motherfucker & will do my best to keep away from you #truth

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  • Tue, 20:14: Happy birthday to the man, the myth, the legend @GRRMspeaking! Our conversations are few & far between, & it's probably best that way!
  • Wed, 01:00: @jabbermaster see you at THE SEKRIT CLUB tomorrow!
  • Wed, 01:54: Time to make the podcasts.... I'm the Michael Vale of digital recording! #lookhimupkids
  • Wed, 03:17: Describe myself in 3 fictional characters: Slingblade, Homer Simpson, and David Tennant's Doctor.

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  • Fri, 19:43: Day job. Write. Podcast. Repeat.
  • Fri, 20:04: Who will I see in/at/around #NYCC2016? Lining up podcast interviews now!
  • Fri, 20:19: For those who have read me, I am curious: who is your favorite non-lead character in my books?

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  • Thu, 18:23: It hasn't happened yet, but I remain hopeful that one day the catbus from Totoro will pick me up & take me home to New Jersey after work
  • Fri, 13:13: This weeks seems for many to have been chock full o' fuckery... watch your backs, people!
  • Fri, 13:39: Chock Full O' Fuckery is going to be the title of my autobiography in 30 years or so....

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