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Do you hear what I hear?

  • Jan. 14th, 2005 at 2:53 PM
Dead To Me
What's that sound you hear from Anton and his trout's corner of LJ?

Why it's the sound of silence as I contemplate, mid time sensitive project, which weapon of choice it will be when I fucking kill the person messing up my database stuff!

Will it be:
-the large novelty pencil from Ireland a friend brought back as it pops the hot liquid jelly of her eye as I drive it into her brain cavity?

-the 330 pages of my manuscript as she's sedated to a bed, her body pumping with blood thinner as I paper cut her slowly with each and every edge of paper?

-lowering her duct tape bound body into a tub of Drano and let the chemicals do their work until I have a nice, shiny skeleton for Halloween use?

-cover her with three Dance Dance Revolution pads and keep on groovin' til I finish the game?

Stay tuned, true believers!

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[info]the_numinous_1 wrote:
Jan. 14th, 2005 08:02 pm (UTC)
It's all about the romance with you, isn't it?
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[info]antonstrout wrote:
Jan. 14th, 2005 08:04 pm (UTC)
Geesh.. haven't you heard?

You always hurt the ones you love!
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[info]the_numinous_1 wrote:
Jan. 14th, 2005 08:06 pm (UTC)
I guess that explains my severed limbs....
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[info]antonstrout wrote:
Jan. 14th, 2005 09:41 pm (UTC)
You and your "self love"!
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[info]the_numinous_1 wrote:
Jan. 14th, 2005 11:15 pm (UTC)
Sammy loves me!

Not alone, not alone.... *rocks self into small ball*
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[info]bethynyc wrote:
Jan. 14th, 2005 08:05 pm (UTC)
It wasn't me!

I say go for the duct tape/Drano combo, but then I'm a sucker for the classics.
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[info]disposable_hero wrote:
Jan. 14th, 2005 08:07 pm (UTC)
The paper cut one sounds like something out of The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover.

Creepy.
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[info]antonstrout wrote:
Jan. 14th, 2005 08:07 pm (UTC)
Sadly, it's from a manuscript of mine...
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[info]disposable_hero wrote:
Jan. 14th, 2005 08:14 pm (UTC)
No shit!? That's pretty awesome. I wonder how that surrealistic scenario came about.
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[info]antonstrout wrote:
Jan. 14th, 2005 08:27 pm (UTC)
*pulls tarp over ex-wife* Oh, ummm.. I'm just a good writer.. yeah, that's it...
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[info]disposable_hero wrote:
Jan. 14th, 2005 08:28 pm (UTC)
The tarp can't hide all that thinned blood, Anton.
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[info]damncutekitty wrote:
Jan. 14th, 2005 09:10 pm (UTC)
Oooh, I like the papercut one. Will you do that to my soon-to-be ex husband as well? If I do it, I don't get the insurance money. ;)
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[info]copperwise wrote:
Jan. 14th, 2005 09:19 pm (UTC)
Wish I'd thought of it before my divorce, too! But I didn't know Anton then, so I was pretty sane.
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[info]antonstrout wrote:
Jan. 14th, 2005 09:23 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I buy that!
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[info]stillsostrange wrote:
Jan. 14th, 2005 10:24 pm (UTC)
I vote for the pencil, if only so you can talk about vitreous and aqueous humours.
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[info]cricketshay wrote:
Jan. 16th, 2005 09:27 am (UTC)
Twisted!
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