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March 2nd, 2004

Remember the movie Altered States...?

  • Mar. 2nd, 2004 at 2:21 PM
Dead To Me
Thanks to sleep deprivation courtesy of Star Wars: Galaxies, I believe I am hitting that strange halucinogenic state, right before my body starts to take on severe physical change. If I'm lucky, it will transform my gamer's body (where the only developed muscles are the web of them between my thumb and index finger) into something more buff.

Then I can be on testimonial commercials for the new MMORPG diet system.

"I was a 200 lb. social outcast who couldn't get a date. I used to get pixels kicked in my face. Now,thanks to SWG, I'm a hottie with a gamer girlfriend.. Thanks, MMORPG!"