I really try to keep my reality TV viewing to a minimum, but who am I kidding these days?

I watch The Surreal Life, Flavor of Love, The Apprentice, Project Runway, and last night I caught part of The Bachelor Paris while I was busy on the computer.

There was a 33 year old female doctor in the mix, and from the get go she had a little crazy in her eyes. Then, when she gets a moment to chat with the Bachelor (a doctor himself), what's the best foot forward she puts out for herself?

That she's ready to enter the reproductive cycle of her life. Yep. Not "Hi. Nice to meet you." or "I collect stamps." Cutting to the chase there, I suppose.

But whack-job bitch of course gets served her papers, and then has the audacity to rush in and get all confrontational with the dude, who eventually just lets security escort her away. And just before that she's complaining to the camera that she spend a lot of money, A LOT OF MONEY, A LOT to be there in Paris. Bitch, you're a doctor! I think you can afford the plane ticket (even if the studio didn't fly you there in the first place), moreso than the retail clerk can afford it.

She's wondering why she's alone at 33. Yeah, honey, it's the world. Not you at all....