So Minneapolis....

remember that Van Hagar video for Right Now, the one with all the messages flashing on the screen that began with the words "Right now.... ", for example "Right now she is getting on with her life...?"

There was one that showed a guy walking along a California street holding a sign that said Will Wrestle for Food and the caption on the screen read "Right Now Someone Has The Wrong Idea". Remember that one?

Well that applied to exactly 99.83% of the people who auditioned on Tuesday night's show. Exactly. They took 17 out of the 10,000 who showed up at the stadium... I forget how much of the country be whackjobs... and not in the good way, like me!