You may think that cryogenics was invented for keeping the severed head of Walt Disney alive until a future date when we have the technology to revive him, from which point his merry band of presidents from the Hall of Presidents collectively take over the earth.

You may think cryogenics was thought up for ole Walt, but you'd be wrong.

I think cryogenics must have been championed by fledgling writers waiting to hear back on a quite wholly possible sale of their first full length novel. Right now, I'm about ready to lower myself into a vat of liquid nitrogen in the hopes of waking up several days from now to a book deal...

I can't concentrate for shit right now.