Short Story (SS): Hey, bitch remember me? Yeah that's right... how's it feel to be back from vacation?

Me: I'm refreshed and ready to go.

SS: Go fuck yourself.

Me: Listen I got like 15 days left to turn you in...

SS: And you've got 15 seconds to go fuck yourself.

*grabs SS by throat*

Me: Listen, fuckstick. You're MY bitch, not the other way around.

SS: Erk.... eerk...

(three hours later)

Finished First Draft: Daddy...? Is that you?