Hmmm.. a suspicious lack of people at work today. Could they all be off at Spidey already?

Nah... they'd never all go without me. They know they'd wake up in the middle of the night to see my shadow at the food of their bed, stepping into the light to reveal my body crammed into a Spidey suit, only to choke them to death by setting off an entire can of Silly String webshooters into their lungs.

I feel like spreading a little viral music today.. involving hobbits. This one's been stuck in my head for about three years now, so why should I suffer alone? Join the madness, my preciousezzz!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1752017962119496176

Anyone who has editorial experience and has always wanted to the opportunity to work in scifi/fantasy in New York City, please email me and let me know. There may be an opening here within our parent company.