You know what bugs me? Olive Garden commercials. Moreso because I'm a New Yorker and we have Little Italy here, no doubt.

But I think if someone took me to Olive Garden (or worse the Olive Garden cooking school in Italy) in search of fine Italian cuisine, I think I'd have to murder them in their sleep. I'm not sure what method I'd use, but it would probably involve those breadsticks...

That said, every once in a great while, I will go... but other than the bottomless salad bowl, I'm ALWAYS disappointed.

Ah well, I guess they won't be selling Dead To Me at Olive Garden now...