Dear short story due in a month to my editor,
Fuck you, you fucking fuck!  You are done... at least in first draft anyhoo.

Now if you will excuse me, there are some hookers that need killing in GTA4.
(please note I'd never kill hookers in real life.. unless, you know, they didn't live up to my exceedingly high standards.. or they talked back)

Sincerely,
The Management (Mrs.)

So I had heard much good about the last Bond film, the reboot of Casino Royale.

And I did enjoy it, but I have to ask...

Do we need a ball slapping torture scene?  I mean, really?
We used to have space shuttles and Jaws and lasers and sharks (and yes, sharks with frickin' laser beams) and now we're down to slapping Bond in the nutsack? 

Sure, I'd give in after about .0007 seconds (see what I did there?), but c'mon...!