The deep seated animosity I bear towards New York Times Bestselling fantasy author Patrick Rothfuss is no secret. The origins of said animosity may be, but alas, that is a story for another day...

Clearly I have the goods on this gnomish-looking freak of an author, elsewise why would he mention me at his blog?
http://www.patrickrothfuss.com/blog/2008/05/what-should-i-do-7-new-authors.html

Rest assured, gentle readers, I will be keeping a wary eye on him...