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  • Apr. 30th, 2008 at 11:45 PM
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So the other day I was fretting? Why you might ask? Because, as I had been dreading, I finally got my first one-star review, which I honestly was having trouble shaking it off.

Then about three hours later John Scalzi posts about one-stars review with the unique perspective of embracing them, the bad with the good as it were. At first it simply seemed like something that a well established author could easily get away saying since the proof of success is in their long career, but I decided it could apply to the likes of the new kid on the fantasy block too. He asked everyone to post their one-star darlings and without further ado, here is my first one-star review and I feel liberated posting it, as terribly misguided as it is and accusatory .of plagarism to boot!  Woot!

"Seems too familiar for a recent book.
I started reading this book last night kept getting the sinking feeling that I'd read it before. I knew since this book was published in 2008, and even my memory isn't that short, that I must be mistaken. It finally dawned on me that the plot the characters and even the irreverent dialogue was a complete rip off of the movie "Men in Black" right down to the veteran paranormal investigator at his rookie partner. The author merely substituted ghosts and spooks for aliens."

Now I have a great idea for book two featuring a talking dog sidkick and a giant cockroach!

Anyway, discuss at will!

Comments

[info]eblgorton wrote:
May. 1st, 2008 04:10 am (UTC)
....o.O

huh?

is this person talking about your book? how did they get that? I don't see the similarity, to be honest with you...

all I can really say is...
huh?

[info]saraphina_marie wrote:
May. 1st, 2008 04:39 am (UTC)
Wow, what a bone-head review.
Sorry you were the recipient of someone else's stupidity. And I agree that you need to take the lumps with the good.
Says she who has not had that kind of review yet (for her one measly book by a publisher that doesn't exist anymore- so I don't have a lot of room to talk!).
But chin up, you are a talented and worthy author! ^_^
(Anonymous) wrote:
May. 1st, 2008 09:50 am (UTC)
Now go back and read my rabid fan letter! :-) Isn't that all better....:-)
[info]skyekissed wrote:
May. 1st, 2008 10:09 am (UTC)
Wow that's a bit crazy since they're, oh, nothing alike at all. The writer must have been really stretching for something to say. That or s/he didn't actually read the book and just a summary.
[info]tmthomas wrote:
May. 1st, 2008 11:57 am (UTC)
I can't wait for Book 3, when Simon investigates whether intelligent robots could be murdering humans...
[info]kynn wrote:
May. 1st, 2008 03:05 pm (UTC)
One-star, ignorant reviews drove me crazy for a while.
[info]kellymccullough wrote:
May. 2nd, 2008 04:09 pm (UTC)
I treasure my one stars...
once I'm done swearing about them. In order to write a one star review someone has to care about the book almost as much as the folks who write the five star versions. Your work matters to them and I'll take that over indifferent any day of the week.
[info]antonstrout wrote:
May. 2nd, 2008 06:49 pm (UTC)
Re: I treasure my one stars...
Yea,primal scream therapy of "GO FUCK YOURSELFFFF!" really helps...
[info]kellymccullough wrote:
May. 3rd, 2008 02:29 pm (UTC)
Re: I treasure my one stars...
Something not unlike that, yes.
[info]daydreammuse wrote:
May. 7th, 2008 04:55 am (UTC)
Actually the cockroach is in movie number 1, movie 2 was about a plant alien. Anyways I think you should change it to a giant spider so that you ellude the matter. Don't sweat it that much. It's just one person, who thinkas that way and you gotta admit that all books these days make you remember of something else, since there is nothing totally original under the sky. It's only new recipes with the same ingredients.