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You have plagued me for months like ebola coursing through a monkey

  • May. 4th, 2008 at 6:36 PM
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Dear short story due in a month to my editor,
Fuck you, you fucking fuck!  You are done... at least in first draft anyhoo.

Now if you will excuse me, there are some hookers that need killing in GTA4.
(please note I'd never kill hookers in real life.. unless, you know, they didn't live up to my exceedingly high standards.. or they talked back)

Sincerely,
The Management (Mrs.)

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[info]kelly_swails wrote:
May. 5th, 2008 12:27 am (UTC)
Or they used teeth. Those girls need to be taught a lesson.
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[info]antonstrout wrote:
May. 5th, 2008 12:27 am (UTC)
And this is why I keep you around...
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[info]kelly_swails wrote:
May. 5th, 2008 01:29 am (UTC)
You and I both know that's not the only reason.
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[info]brainstormfront wrote:
May. 5th, 2008 02:11 am (UTC)
I know this feeling exactly; I got the first draft done about a month back and I've been wrestling with the 2nd draft.

Why do I feel like Bela Lugosi in Plan 9 from Outer Space wrestling with the artificial octopous?

Sigh. It will be slain, oh yes. This short story will be slain.

For a deadline is the date by which you or your story is dead. ;)

Steven
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[info]antonstrout wrote:
May. 5th, 2008 02:22 am (UTC)
PULL THE STRINGS, PULL THE STRINGS!!!
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