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  • May. 7th, 2008 at 4:30 PM
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The deep seated animosity I bear towards New York Times Bestselling fantasy author Patrick Rothfuss is no secret. The origins of said animosity may be, but alas, that is a story for another day...

Clearly I have the goods on this gnomish-looking freak of an author, elsewise why would he mention me at his blog?
http://www.patrickrothfuss.com/blog/2008/05/what-should-i-do-7-new-authors.html

Rest assured, gentle readers, I will be keeping a wary eye on him...

Comments

[info]mela_lyn wrote:
May. 7th, 2008 08:41 pm (UTC)
Excellent!! It was an 'interesting' post as he did not actually do a review... i'm still dying to know WHY you two are feuding. Hmm...
[info]antonstrout wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 11:26 pm (UTC)
perhaps if you were at Gencon this summer, you might find out, but alas...
[info]mela_lyn wrote:
May. 9th, 2008 12:46 pm (UTC)
*sniff* I iz poor...

Where is this one again??
[info]antonstrout wrote:
May. 9th, 2008 01:36 pm (UTC)
Indianapolis... hellagood writing seminars, and not just because I'm in them either!

And much geekery and costumes... and dice...
[info]moondancerdrake wrote:
May. 7th, 2008 08:49 pm (UTC)
Boys Boys (makes motherly tutt tutt sounds with her tonque)
[info]peterbilt_47 wrote:
May. 7th, 2008 09:19 pm (UTC)
You two are adorable.
[info]antonstrout wrote:
May. 7th, 2008 10:45 pm (UTC)
shhh!

(you'll ruin everything!)
[info]salamet wrote:
May. 7th, 2008 11:30 pm (UTC)
c'mon...spill! what's the REAL deal?? ::grins::
[info]arian1 wrote:
May. 7th, 2008 09:24 pm (UTC)
I think that's the best review you've gotten yet.
[info]stealingbabies wrote:
May. 7th, 2008 10:39 pm (UTC)
Hmmm, I'd argue that Rothfuss looks more like a cheery Dwarf than a Gnome. Then again, I'm used to Gnomes from World of Warcraft and they're creepy as hell...and Pat's too cuddly to think of as being creepy.
[info]antonstrout wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 06:12 pm (UTC)
Evidence!
You could argue that Mr. Rothfuss looks more like a Dwarf than a Gnome, but you would be wrong. How do I know? See the evidence below when he crashed the Penguin Halloween party. Please note that not only is he cradling my much loathed ceramic gnome, but that his outfit is part of his every day attire.

Photobucket

I rest my case.
[info]stealingbabies wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 07:15 pm (UTC)
Re: Evidence!
...you win.

That is so adorable.
[info]alanajoli wrote:
May. 7th, 2008 10:53 pm (UTC)
Interestingly, he also mentions Jim Hines who recently declared war on him. Have you two considered joining forces?
[info]antonstrout wrote:
May. 7th, 2008 10:54 pm (UTC)
oh indeed we have... cravenly scheming is in the works!
[info]jimhines wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 12:09 am (UTC)
That's the best kind of scheming!

Very soon now, Pat Rothfuss shall kneel before Zod! And also before Anton.
[info]antonstrout wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 06:13 pm (UTC)
I see us more as Zod and Alton Brown...
(Anonymous) wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 12:12 am (UTC)
You know, with glowing endorsements like this I really need to read Hines' work. And will you beat Pat to the punch with your next book? Maybe that'll take him down a notch (not that I'm looking for that - after all, you're both competing to be my next hero).

TK
http://tk42one.blogspot.com/
[info]antonstrout wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 12:18 am (UTC)
Oh, I'm out next march with book two in my series, with a short story this July tieing into my world. His book will be April 09 at the earliest so Anton FTW!
[info]brownkitty wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 12:23 am (UTC)
Jeez, you two fight like you're in love or something ;)
(Anonymous) wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 01:18 pm (UTC)
i think you're closer to the point than any other poster here.

also anton, what does he mean by "luck with the ladies"? if you're whoring it out at gencon you have some explaining to do.
[info]auralee wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 01:19 pm (UTC)
this was me, by the way. stupid lj.
[info]antonstrout wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 01:19 pm (UTC)
All my pics seem to involve fangirls!

I can't help it that yer husband is teh ded sexay!
[info]arian1 wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 04:41 pm (UTC)
Holy crap you're alive!
[info]auralee wrote:
May. 9th, 2008 12:09 pm (UTC)
but of course! anton lets me out from under my rock every few months.

actually, it was trade show season so i've been working round the clock. now i can breathe until august!
[info]kelly_swails wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 01:22 am (UTC)
I was there when the whole feud started, dudes. I'm not sayin' a word about it, though, 'cause I'm like Switzerland that way.

[info]tmthomas wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 07:09 pm (UTC)
I hear the winner of the war gets an Amish wagon full of cheese curd.
[info]ddelphia6 wrote:
May. 9th, 2008 04:52 am (UTC)
It was fun.
[info]mistress_sin wrote:
May. 14th, 2008 05:01 pm (UTC)
*snicker* at least it wasn't a bad review, though technically not a review.

i'm curious just what you have planned at gencon, now that you and jim hines will be in attendance as will patrick . . . will there be fireworks?