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June 24th, 2017

My tweets

  • Fri, 12:47: Having 4-year olds is cool and all , but when they appear at 2am it is much more not cool, like having ghosts not cool.
  • Fri, 12:51: Also, my Google Pixel is the best iPhone I've ever had.
  • Fri, 16:00: Raise your hand if you see people pimp-posting snippets of their book & all you want to do is desperately edit the suck out of it
  • Sat, 02:23: I am in a cabin in the woods.. if I am not impaled by a unicorn or slayed by a merman, I will be sorely disappointed